This is El Bulli-level cat fud:
Republican Party leaders have escalated an unprecedented campaign against one of their own congressional candidates, with N.C. GOP chairman Tom Fetzer calling Tim D’Annunzio “unfit for public office at any level.”
Just get a load of this fucking guy:
Court documents portray D’Annunzio as “a self-described religious zealot” who once called the U.S. government the Antichrist and told his ex-wife that he’d found the Ark of the Covenant.
The records are part of a contentious child-custody case, which included a 1995 psychiatric evaluation. The attending doctor said he couldn’t say for sure that D’Annunzio suffered from any emotional disorders.
However, Dr. Rodolfo de los Santos Ongjoco wrote that D’Annunzio told him he once entered a drug program for heroin dependence and was jailed three times for offenses including burglary and assaulting a police officer.
In Hoke County divorce records, his wife said in 1995 that D’Annunzio had claimed to be the Messiah, had traveled to New Jersey to raise his stepfather from the dead, believed God would drop a 1,000-mile high pyramid as the New Jerusalem on Greenland and found the Ark of the Covenant in Arizona. A doctor’s evaluation the following month said D’Annunzio used marijuana almost daily, had been living with another woman for several months, had once been in drug treatment for heroin dependence and was jailed a couple times as a teenager.
That pyramid stuff is some crazy-ass G.I. Joe shit. Please win, you magnificent bastard!