I dunno how this race could’ve gotten overlooked for the SSP Daily Digests:
Georgia candidate doesn’t think past sex with mule will hurt his chances for Governor
More on GA Gov candidate Neal Horsley, with a picure:
Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
Don’t miss the comments, some are simply hilarious.
I wonder how many votes Horsley is gonna get. 1%? 2%? I guess there’s people who will always vote third party, just for the hell of it, without knowing that candidate’s background.
Would be funny if we narrowly win the governor race, and Horsley’s vote count exceeds the difference.
Horsley would have screwed both a mule and the Georgia GOP.
I laughed me ass off… thinking it was a snark. Then I realized it was for real.
but also a watermelon?! The mule I can see (curiousity, loneliness, fetish, particularly attractive mule), but a watermelon? That has to be the first incident I can recall of man-on-fruit sex.
BTW, where’s Rick Santorum? He’s defended dogs from sexual deviants. What about the mules?