The Ryan for Kentucky campaign in Kentucky’s First Congressional District recieved a huge setback in Murray this last Saturday, as Ed Whitfield received a huge endorsement. It came as quite a surprise to everyone there, and will probably make a huge difference in this race. Ryan for Kentucky was stunned, but vowed to keep fighting.
Vinnie, the Supreme Pizza slice shocked everyone by publicly endorsing Whitfield, and even walking with him in the parade briefly. When asked what steered his endorsement, Vinnie was quick to reply.
As a slice of Pizza, I know firsthand the problems of horsemeat. I have had many friends and family who have had horsemeat put upon them, by no fault of their own. I thank Congressman Whitfield for leading the charge against the eating of horsemeat. I can now rest assured that only quality meats will be placed upon myself, and my family.
He was referring to Whitfield’s major legislative accomplishment, a ban on eating horsemeat.
Proving that he was not a single issue voter, Vinnie was quick to add:
I also admire Congressman Whitfield’s positions on natural gas, and methane emissions. Besides, I have been slapped around by people in funny hats for too long.
At Ryan for Kentucky, although they were understandably disappointed, they were quick to respond. A spokesman for Ryan for Kentucky released this statement:
We are deeply disappointed that Vinnie, the Supreme Pizza Slice has decided to endorse our opponent, Exxon Ed Whitfield. We had been negotiating with Vinnie for a few weeks to attempt to win his endorsemet. We agree that the eating of horsemeat is an abomination, but we couldn’t seem to agree with Vinnie on the limiting of methane emissions. Our campaign respects Vinnie, and regrets his decision.
Please, help us recover from the crushing blow of Vinnie, the Supreme Pizza Slice here:
Best wishes everyone!!