Today I was handed this flyer and it makes me wonder… should I vote Udall now that I know that he is working with Bigfoot! Enjoy everyone knowing Bigfoot is the reason Mark Udall will win his senate election! Mark Udall is facing Republican Bob Schaffer in one of the toughest senate battles in the country. Seeing smear attacks such as this one you can see why it is so close. Linking Mark Udall with Big Foot can sway a crucial vote in Colorado known as the Bigfoot for President Change Party.
Mark Udall faces attacks daily from shady republican groups and now he faces attacks on a new front. The mythical creature front, Bigfoot clearly does exist but also is working hard to elect Mark Udall. Mark Udall has shown no clear indication that Bigfoot is on payroll via any FEC report or on the endorsement page of his website.
As shown in the flyer shows, Bigfoot has become biggest threat to America. Not terrorism, not the crumbling banking system, not the healthcare crisis or global warming but Big Foot trumps all of them all.
It is rumored Democratic Senatorial Candidate Mark Udall who has been a champion of protecting the environment of the beautiful Second Congressional District met Bigfoot on one of his many survey trips to the district to witness the damaged caused by the Pine Beetle. Clearly global warming has even caused harmed to the most of our mythical creatures.
Bigfoot now has to lobby Mark Udall to bring back Government Grants to protect the shrinking Bigfoot habitat area. Bigfoot has also stated that he has asked from help from environmental leaders such as Al Gore and Jane Goodall to no avail for habit protection.
Clearly this is a joke but in this crazy election season I figured we could all use a little laugh. Pass it around to everyone who has enough of the mudslinging for a little bit of light hearted humor.
In addition to this nasty attack, the shady 527 group has groups of young school students handing these flyers out all over town in front of busy shopping areas. Showing such a coordinated effort makes you wonder how far will the Republican attack machine go by using the youth of America to pass out this mythical smear.
Schaffer will finish third behind both Udall and the write-in vote for Bigfoot. First Ironman, then Dark Knight, and now Bigfoot. It’s just a great year for the mythicals.