Life Imitates the Simpsons at the RNC

RNC chair Michael Steele, in an interview with the Washington Times:

“We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles,” Steele told the Washington Times. “But we want to apply them to urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”

“It will be avant garde, technically,” he said of the new public relations team he’s signing on. “It will come to the table with things that will surprise everyone – off the hook.” He also added: “I don’t do ‘cutting-edge.’ That’s what Democrats are doing. We’re going beyond cutting-edge.”

Simpsons episode 4F12, “The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show:”

EXECUTIVE

(pause) We at the network want a dog with attitude. He’s edgy, he’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a dog who gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.

KRUSTY

So he’s proactive, huh?

EXECUTIVE

Oh, God, yes. We’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

MEYER

Excuse me, but “proactive” and “paradigm”? Aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I’m accusing you of anything like that. I’m fired, aren’t I?

MEYERS

No, no, no! He was supposed to have attitude.

SILVERMAN

Um… wh-what do you mean, exactly?

MEYERS

Oh, you know, attitude, attitude! Uh… sunglasses!

EXECUTIVE

Can we put him in more of a “hip-hop” context?

KRUSTY

Forget context, he’s gotta be a surfer. Give me a nice shmear of surfer.

EXECUTIVE

I feel we should rastafy him by … ten percent or so.

RNC chair plans ‘off the hook’ campaign, tells critics to ‘stuff it’

LOL!  At first glance I thought this had to be some sort of snark.  It’s actually not.

Michael Steele deathwatch time yet?

http://politicalticker.blogs.c…

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele says his party is going to launch an “off the hook” public relations campaign that will update the GOP’s image by translating it to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”

The new GOP leader told the Washington Times that the party’s defeat in states such as North Carolina and Virginia made it clear they needed a new approach.

“We need messengers to really capture that region – young, Hispanic, black, a cross section…” he said in an interview published Thursday. “We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-surburban hip-hop settings.”

He added, jokingly, that “we need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.”

Steele described the new multi-platform PR offensive as “avant-garde, technically. It will come to [the] table with things that will surprise everyone – off the hook.” Asked whether that meant cutting-edge tactics, Steele demurred. “I don’t do ‘cutting-edge,'” he said. “That’s what Democrats are doing. We’re going beyond cutting-edge.”

Steele, who began a massive personnel overhaul at the RNC shortly after his election, said he has started meeting weekly with congressional Republicans. He said he’ll be gathering input from House and Senate leaders, not giving instructions – but he criticized national Republican leadership’s focus on party unity as a top priority, saying the failure to devote itself instead to developing fresh faces had cost the GOP.

“We missed the mark in the past, which is why we are in the crapper now,” he said. “We had the White House, the Senate and the House and were not building a farm team over the last years. We could have been ahead of Democrats and their 50-state strategy.”

Steele dismissed the assessments of some Republicans that he needs a deputy to handle areas like logistics, fundraising and candidate recruitment. “I can run this organization just fine,” he said. “There will be no deputy chairman, period. …People who said I can’t make the trains run on time never gave a reason. I say to them, ‘Stuff it.’

“I am not afraid of being held accountable for my leadership,” he said. “The idea I am somehow going to handicap myself before I begin is nuts. I am not going to buy into this mind-set among a few people who probably have never run anything but their mouths.”

Steele defeated a crowded field last month, including sitting RNC chairman Mike Duncan, to claim the party’s top spot.

SUSA: Paterson is in deep trouble

The short version, which is all I have time for: David Paterson under water in New York, according to SUSA’s latest tracking poll.

By 2:1 Margin, New York Disapproves of Paterson Performance as Governor: 66% of New York State adults today say they disapprove of the job performance of Governor David Paterson

[. . .]

One month ago, 54% of New York adults approved of Paterson’s performance as Governor.

This could just be a one time polling error, but given some of the other polling we’ve seen out of New York recently, I’m inclined to think that it’s the real deal. Bizarre tax/budget schemes and the Senate appointment process appear to have done deep damage to New York’s Governor.  

FL-Sen: Quinnipiac Runs Some Tests

Quinnipiac University tested several different segments and scenarios in FL-Sen. Here they are (2/11-16, registered voters, 1/21 in parens):

Dem primary:

Pam Iorio: 16

Kendrick Meek: 16

Ron Klein: 14

Dan Gelber: 5

Other: 2

Wouldn’t Vote: 4

Undecided: 43

(MoE: ±5.1%)

GOP primary without Crist:

Connie Mack: 34

Vern Buchanan: 11

Marco Rubio: 6

Allan Bense: 4

Other: 2

Wouldn’t Vote: 5

Undecided: 38

(MoE: ±4.7)

GOP primary with Crist:

Charlie Crist: 53

Connie Mack: 13

Vern Buchanan: 5

Marco Rubio: 3

Allan Bense: 2

Other: 2

Wouldn’t Vote: 1

Undecided: 21

(MoE: ±4.7)

Crist vs. generic D:

Democrat: 25 (27)

Charlie Crist (R): 48 (47)

Undecided: 27 (27)

(MoE: ±3.1)

Since you probably want a scorecard:

State Sen. Dan Gelber (Miami area)

Mayor Pam Iorio (Tampa)

Rep. Ron Klein (FL-22)

Rep. Kendrick Meek (FL-17)

Former state House Speaker Allan Bense (Panama City area)

Rep. Vern Buchanan (FL-13)

Rep. Connie Mack IV (FL-14)

Former state House Speaker Marco Rubio (Miami area)

And of course, Gov. Charlie Crist needs no introduction. The only people on this list who have actually announced, though, are Meek and Gelber – the field is very much in flux. (North Miami Mayor Kevin Burns has also jumped in on the Dem side, but he wasn’t tested.) Anyhow, I only have two quick comments:

1) Yes, I realize that Connie Mack (aka Cornelius Harvey McGillicuddy IV) is fortunate, politically speaking, to share the exact same name as his famous father, who was a US Senator until 2001. But wasn’t it a bit much for Quinnipiac to prod respondents by wording their question like so: “Is your opinion of Congressman Connie Mack IV, son of former United States Senator Connie Mack, favorable, unfavorable or haven’t you heard enough about him?” I think that partly explains his unusually high numbers.

2) Crist looks like he’s riding tall right now in the Republican primary, but a colleague of mine well-versed in Florida politics has me convinced that Crist’s apostasy will guarantee him a fierce challenge from the right. His cheerleading for the stimulus – which the GOP standard-bearers have insanely decided to turn into the ultimate conservative litmus test – is just Exhibit A on his list of sins. We’ll see if the wingnuts can really make him feel pain, or if they’ll just have to suck it up and (gasp!) support someone electable. Obviously, we’re rooting for option one.

(Hat-tip: Taegan Goddard’s Political Wire)

AL-Gov, AL-Lt. Gov: Sparks to Decide Soon

Looks like we can soon dust off those Sparksmania stickers…

Alabama Agriculture Commissioner Ron Sparks is moving closer to a decision on which statewide office he’ll seek in 2010.

Sparks, a Democrat, said he has narrowed his options to the races for governor or lieutenant governor. He said he plans to announce his choice by mid-March.

“If I could run for ag commissioner again, I’d do it,” said Sparks, who is term-limited from running for re-election to that post. “But I do have a desire to continue serving the people of this state.”

Sparks apparently won’t wait on Lt. Gov. Jim Folsom to tip his hand. Folsom, also a Democrat, is expected to enter the 2010 race to replace Gov. Bob Riley. U.S. Rep. Artur Davis, D-Birmingham, announced his candidacy earlier this month.

Sparks ruled out speculation that he might challenge U.S. Sen. Richard Shelby, R-Tuscaloosa, who is up for re-election in 2010. Shelby’s campaign war chest – currently at more than $13 million – and his Senate seniority give him an overwhelming advantage over any potential challengers.

Brace yourselves.

MO-Sen: Blunt Will Run

The Hill:

Rep. Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) will announce his candidacy for Senate on Thursday, sources close to Blunt have confirmed.

Blunt has been expected to enter the 2010 race for weeks. His candidacy sets up a potential clash of the families in Missouri, as Secretary of State Robin Carnahan has entered the race on the Democratic side.

If Blunt, the father of unpopular ex-Gov. Matt Blunt, is the best the GOP can come up with here, then I like our chances with Carnahan. But like any statewide Missouri race in recent history, I would expect this to be closely-fought, and the early polling agrees.

However, primaries are still a distinct possibility here — state Treasurer Sarah Steelman is still contemplating a run on the Republican side, and 1st CD Rep. Lacy Clay is still “weighing his options” for the Democratic nomination.

Open seat fans shouldn’t get too excited about Blunt’s 7th CD — Obama lost the district by a 63-35 margin last November, only a slight improvement from John Kerry’s 67-32 beatdown four years earlier.

KS-Gov, KS-Sen: Obama Wants Sebelius for HHS

Very disappointing:

President Obama has settled on Gov. Kathleen Sebelius of Kansas, a key ally with a record of working across party lines, as his top choice for secretary of health and human services, advisers said Wednesday. […]

It remained unclear whether the White House would finish vetting Ms. Sebelius in time to finalize her nomination by next week. Advisers described her as “the leading candidate” and said there were no others to mention, although they emphasized no final decision has been made. After the troubles with Mr. Daschle and other recent nominees, the White House has intensified its vetting to make sure it thoroughly scrubs its choices before Mr. Obama gives the final signoff.

Assuming Sebelius is nominated and accepts the gig (and you would think she would have publicly declined by now if she were not willing to serve), Democrats will have a pretty barren shelf of possible candidates for the state’s open Senate race in 2010. What a bummer.

SSP currently has this race on our list of Races to Watch, but it’s hard to see how this contest heats up without the presence of Sebelius.

Crowdsourcing Pres-by-CD: Fifth Wave of Results

The presidential-results-by-congressional-district crowdsourcing project at Swing State Project just keeps rolling along, and we’re really getting close to total completion. We’re adding 31 more districts today, having scored precinct-level data from some of the largest counties still outstanding (most notably, Queens County, NY, and Wayne County, MI). That leaves only 18 districts with problem counties left to go! (Nassau and Erie Counties, we’re lookin’ at you…)

As always, big thanks to all SSP readers who’ve contributed to this project, with extra thanks for this batch to Democratic Luntz and jeffmd, who rocks an Excel pivot table like nobody’s business. If you want to see a handy list of all districts in one place, look here. If you want a fuller picture, waves one, two, three, and four are here. And if you want an absolutely crushing level of detail, just click on our master database and then on a particular state to see each district in all its precinct-level glory.

District Obama # McCain # Other # 2008 % 2004 % 2000 %
CA-11 169,183 139,863 5,495 53.8/44.5 45/54 45/53
CA-14 213,671 72,707 5,883 73.1/24.9 68/30 62/34
CA-15 174,571 75,753 4,837 68.4/29.7 63/36 60/36
CA-16 154,324 63,975 3,585 69.6/28.8 63/36 64/33
CA-18 104,299 68,629 3,141 59.2/39.0 49/50 53/44
CA-19 124,533 141,013 4,990 46.0/52.1 38/61 39/58
CA-20 77,158 50,146 2,257 59.6/38.7 51/48 55/44
CA-21 93,578 125,293 3,591 42.1/56.3 34/65 37/61
CA-23 172,348 85,261 6,312 65.3/32.3 58/40 54/40
CA-24 160,738 151,678 5,916 50.5/47.7 43/56 43/54
IN-06 133,459 151,596 3,933 46.2/52.5 35/64 40/59
MI-11 196,909 163,190 6,075 53.8/44.6 47/53 47/51
MI-12 212,850 108,752 5,626 65.1/33.2 61/39 61/37
MI-13 167,242 32,722 1,763 82.9/16.2 81/19 80/19
MI-14 189,406 33,533 1,906 84.2/14.9 83/17 81/18
MI-15 219,674 106,322 5,680 66.2/32.1 62/38 60/38
NJ-01 198,196 103,992 3,687 64.8/34.0 61/39 63/34
NJ-02 165,983 137,448 3,967 54.0/44.7 49/50 54/43
NJ-04 150,975 169,848 3,914 46.5/52.3 44/56 50/46
NJ-12 198,145 139,367 3,575 58.1/40.9 54/46 56/40
NY-06 185,890 22,302 598 89.0/10.7 84/15 87/11
NY-07 148,242 38,170 943 79.1/20.4 74/25 75/21
NY-09 111,237 88,307 1,533 55.3/43.9 56/44 67/30
NY-12 154,394 23,504 1,283 86.2/13.1 80/19 77/15
NY-14 212,802 56,946 2,402 78.2/20.9 74/25 70/23
OH-06 142,474 150,551 6,268 47.6/50.3 49/51 47/49
OH-13 183,254 136,316 4,640 56.5/42.1 56/44 53/44
OH-16 152,509 160,914 6,355 47.7/50.3 46/54 42/53
OH-17 179,531 104,773 6,011 61.8/36.1 63/37 60/35
TX-15 100,398 66,501 922 59.8/39.6 49/51 54/46
TX-27 97,830 84,366 1,283 53.3/46.0 45/55 50/50

So what are the highlights and lowlights for this installment? As we’ve seen earlier, California just went from dark blue to even bluer, and that seeped all the way down to some of its reliably red districts (CA-24 in Ventura County went narrowly for Obama… which hopefully will convince Elton Gallegly of the many botched retirement attempts to actually get off the pot this time… and we even came close in CA-19, which stitches together the Sierras and the whiter parts of the Central Valley). A lot of that movement may have to do with California’s huge Latino population, fed up with the GOP’s increasing reliance on immigrant-bashing; parallel movement is seen in Texas, where two mostly-Latino districts (TX-15 and TX-27) also show wide swings in the Democratic direction.

Also, as we’ve seen in other districts, Indiana had some of the biggest Democratic swings in the nation, simply by virtue of the Democrats showing up and competing there for once. Check out IN-06. Remember, this is the district represented by Mike Pence, arch-wingnut who just got promoted from leading the RSC to the #3 position in the whole GOP caucus… and now he’s in a district that McCain won by just 6 points.

On the bad side of the ledger, we’re seeing continued declines in some of the blue-collar white-ethnic districts in the NYC area. These districts suffered some of the biggest declines in that nation from Gore to Kerry, and I thought that might be a temporary 9/11 effect since those districts were some of the ones hardest hit. However, we’ve continued to lose ground in NY-09 (the old-school parts of Brookyln and Queens), and are stagnant in NJ-04 (Ocean and Monmouth Counties, where people from NY-09 go to retire). Not that it matters too much; these districts are outweighed by the overall blue trends in these already-blue states. And in NY-09 they still managed to kick out state senator Serphin Maltese to finally flip control of the New York senate; Obama’s performance may have to do more with 2008-specific racism/latent PUMAism than an overall trend.

Also troubling is what’s going on in eastern Ohio, where we lost ground in OH-06 and OH-17. It’s not hard to explain — OH-06 is considered the Appalachian part of Ohio, while OH-17 is centered on Youngstown, a place similar to Pittsburgh’s collar counties where the once-strong union base is dying off or drifting away as the manufacturing sector evaporates. This is more worrisome since Ohio is a swing state where every vote counts, but as this part of the state is hollowing out while the Columbus and Cincinnati areas are starting to move into our column, it’s not a killer.

Finally, I’m making good on my promise of some updates, based on further refining of early-vote or split-precinct data, or finding more data from small counties where we’d previously made a “close enough” judgment. As you’ll see, the numbers haven’t moved that much, with a few exceptions (perhaps most significantly in IL-18, which we originally thought Obama had won by a few thousand votes but turns out he lost by a few hundred; see also improvements in FL-06 and FL-07, SC-01 and SC-06). This will only be of interest to people who are real sticklers for accuracy or who are keeping their own spreadsheets on this subject. (Of course, since we’re talking about Swing State Project here, that probably describes most of our readership!) The updates tables is over the flip…

District Obama # McCain # Other # Updated % What
we’d said
FL-01 112,793 234,185 4,349 32.1/66.7 32.2/66.7
FL-02 163,954 199,591 4,207 44.6/54.3 44.7/54.3
FL-03 169,406 60,062 1,636 73.3/26.0 73.0/26.4
FL-04 143,324 233,446 3,765 37.7/61.4 37.6/61.5
FL-06 174,701 228,651 4,662 42.8/56.0 38.4/60.6
FL-07 183,619 213,831 4,516 45.7/53.2 42.0/57.0
FL-08 189,402 168,842 2,742 52.5/46.8 52.4/46.8
FL-11 178,935 89,793 2,691 65.9/33.1 65.7/33.3
FL-12 163,745 168,399 3,112 48.8/50.2 47.7/51.3
FL-13 178,967 199,216 4,525 46.8/52.1 46.7/52.3
FL-14 169,067 226,967 3,827 42.3/56.8 42.3/56.9
FL-15 186,597 200,229 4,638 47.7/51.2 46.9/52.0
FL-16 175,017 192,431 4,038 47.1/51.8 47.2/51.8
FL-23 194,488 39,578 1,152 82.7/16.8 82.8/16.7
FL-24 189,895 197,541 3,937 48.5/50.5 47.3/51.7
FL-25 127,290 129,940 1,382 49.2/50.3 49.3/50.2
IL-08 167,812 129,030 4,208 55.7/42.9 56.6/42.1
IL-11 175,033 147,758 5,059 53.4/45.1 53.6/44.9
IL-14 168,611 132,838 4,298 55.2/43.5 54.4/44.2
IL-15 143,659 151,477 5,264 47.8/50.4 48.8/49.4
IL-17 149,220 112,197 3,837 56.3/42.3 58.1/40.4
IL-18 143,140 143,551 4,823 49.1/49.2 49.6/48.7
IL-19 139,335 171,883 5,616 44.0/54.3 42.0/56.2
IN-04 142,930 185,843 3,557 43.0/55.9 43.0/55.9
IN-08 140,063 151,570 3,727 47.4/51.3 47.4/51.3
IN-09 154,628 160,248 3,930 48.5/50.3 49.1/49.7
KS-02 134,337 170,635 6,013 43.2/54.9 43.1/54.9
KS-03 187,372 177,814 5,186 50.6/48.0 50.6/48.1
LA-01 78,325 221,781 4,868 25.7/72.7 25.3/73.1
LA-02 137,748 46,205 1,873 74.1/24.9 74.3/24.7
LA-03 101,428 167,046 5,411 37.0/61.0 36.6/61.4
LA-04 108,273 162,198 3,152 39.6/59.3 39.6/59.3
LA-05 106,097 177,277 3,718 37.0/61.8 36.7/62.0
LA-06 132,556 184,422 4,297 41.3/57.4 41.4/57.3
LA-07 105,117 188,576 4,953 35.2/63.1 35.0/63.4
MA-01 195,983 102,450 6,984 64.2/33.5 66.0/34.0
MA-02 178,090 117,272 6,269 59.0/38.9 60.3/39.7
MA-05 175,986 117,710 4,968 58.9/39.4 59.9/40.1
MA-06 192,502 135,956 5,474 57.7/40.7 58.6/41.4
MA-07 189,228 97,123 4,948 65.0/33.3 66.1/33.9
MA-08 202,152 32,445 1,612 85.6/13.7 86.1/13.9
MA-09 188,863 120,436 3,545 60.4/38.5 61.2/38.8
MA-10 196,304 155,992 5,461 54.9/43.6 55.8/44.2
MD-01 147,543 215,918 7,136 39.8/58.3 39.8/58.3
MD-02 178,241 113,929 5,684 59.8/38.3 59.6/38.5
MD-03 192,690 128,593 6,523 58.8/39.2 58.6/39.5
MD-04 270,377 45,014 2,486 85.1/14.2 85.1/14.1
MD-05 233,917 119,020 4,520 65.4/33.3 64.9/33.9
MD-06 139,744 200,475 7,528 40.2/57.7 40.2/57.7
MD-07 234,422 59,183 3,929 78.8/19.9 78.7/20.0
MD-08 232,533 77,730 4,461 73.9/24.7 73.4/25.2
MO-08 101,889 173,128 4,651 36.4/61.9 36.3/62.1
OH-18 115,868 132,972 6,226 45.4/52.1 45.5/52.0
OR-02 154,848 193,002 10,473 43.2/53.9 43.3/53.7
OR-04 201,143 161,079 11,698 53.8/43.1 53.7/43.2
PA-02 298,834 31,584 1,435 90.1/9.5 90.7/8.9
PA-08 192,570 160,695 3,905 53.9/45.0 53.6/45.3
PA-15 179,589 139,396 4,158 55.6/43.1 56.3/42.4
SC-01 146,919 196,389 4,298 42.3/56.5 39.9/58.8
SC-02 159,063 189,949 3,567 45.1/53.9 43.2/55.8
SC-03 103,434 188,316 3,803 35.0/63.7 34.4/64.3
SC-04 119,259 190,113 5,254 37.9/60.4 37.9/60.4
SC-05 144,267 167,072 3,635 45.8/53.0 45.2/53.7
SC-06 189,507 103,057 2,829 64.2/34.9 61.9/37.1
TX-01 81,872 184,963 1,433 30.5/69.0 30.5/68.8
TX-04 93,316 213,565 2,262 30.2/69.1 30.1/68.9
TX-06 114,283 172,535 1,870 39.6/59.8 39.7/59.5
TX-08 74,545 215,377 2,058 25.5/73.8 25.4/73.8
TX-10 150,713 187,496 2,941 44.2/55.0 44.3/54.6
TX-11 58,275 184,814 1,915 23.8/75.4 23.6/75.4
TX-13 53,860 181,541 1,786 22.7/76.5 22.9/76.2
TX-17 82,326 172,822 1,992 32.0/67.2 31.8/67.3
TX-19 65,020 170,969 1,693 27.4/71.9 27.4/71.8
TX-23 124,716 117,817 1,630 51.1/48.3 50.9/48.1
TX-26 137,613 193,132 2,213 41.3/58.0 41.8/57.3
TX-31 124,608 172,570 2,879 41.5/57.5 41.5/57.3

CT-Sen: Simmons Talks Smack

Sounds like Robbie Simmons is full of piss and vinegar:

“My consideration of running against Sen. Dodd is not poll-driven,” said Simmons, who criticized Dodd for losing touch with his constituents. “When I first ran for Congress in 1999, the Republican brand was way down in the toilet, and people said I was crazy to run when the GOP was out of favor – and I was able to beat a 20-year incumbent.”

Simmons said that, if he runs, he would face a significant fundraising disadvantage against Dodd. Still, he believes he would be financially competitive enough to run a formidable statewide campaign.

“He’ll go to his pals in the banking industry and get lots of money – and I won’t have that opportunity. But I don’t believe that Senate offices are meant to be bought and sold,” Simmons said.

Even more spunk:

“I’m definitely interested,” Simmons told Capitol Watch. “I’m angry about what’s going on in Washington, D.C. … I’ve worked all my life, and I’ve watched my IRA go down 50 percent, and I’m luckier than most.”

If I were to guess, I’d say that Simmons will go for it. And why not? He certainly has nothing to lose, and a scrappy campaign against a stodgy, troubled incumbent could be pretty fun.

(H/T: Genghis Conn)

PS: In case you’re wondering, yes, Simmons is still an asshole:

“Good for him to stand up for his beliefs,” Simmons said of Gregg. “It’s ironic that the Democratic choices don’t get approved because they don’t pay their taxes, and the Republicans don’t get approved because they won’t sell out their principles.”

UT-Sen: A Primary Challenge for Bennett?

This may be what Charlie Cook had in mind last month:

David Leavitt, the former Juab County attorney best known for his successful prosecution of polygamist Tom Green, has been telling folks at the various Republican Party’s Lincoln Day dinners this month that he plans to run for the Senate next year. That is a direct challenge to the incumbent Bennett, who will be seeking his fourth term.

David Leavitt, the brother of former Utah Gov. and Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt, ran for Congress last year, but was defeated at the State Republican Convention by then-incumbent Chris Cannon and eventual winner Jason Chaffetz. Earlier, David Leavitt was defeated in his bid for re-election as Juab County attorney.

Other Republicans mentioned as possible challengers to Bennett include Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff and Mike Lee, former counsel to Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr.

(Hat-tip: The Hill)