Important Answers to Important Questions

This is Basil Marceaux. Basil Marceaux is running for governor of Tennessee. But I’d rather let Basil Marceaux introduce himself in his own words:

On his informative website, Basil Marceaux makes a very serious campaign promise:

VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!

Now, I’m bringing this up because of another candidate you might recall, Lee Mercer. Lee Mercer ran for president in 2008, and point 49 of his stirring 70-point platform included this stirring pledge:

To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in -laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.

So the question is, if you vote for him, can Basil Marceaux IMMUNE YOU from Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing?

The answer, sadly, is no. Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing is clearly a federal crime. Sorry! Better luck next time.

36 thoughts on “Important Answers to Important Questions”

  1. I mean, its one thing being nervous if you are running for a small position, but come on, you can’t speak in front of a camera, and you think you can be GOVERNOR OF A STATE?

    /Facepalm Deluxe

  3. I really think the writers of Arrest Development are behind this one. “I’m Basil Marceaux Dot Com.”

    So eerily to “I’m Oscar Dot Com!”

  5. Both he and Alvin Greene clearly have some sort of disability, or are at least “slow,” and should not be made fun of because of their handicap. I disagree with the TV network putting him on to embarrass himself like this in front of a large audience (they should have used some other criterion to determine what makes a “major party candidate” such as funds raised, etc.)

    On the flip side, if you have a disability like Marceaux (or Greene), you shouldn’t be running for governor. America is great because any citizen can run for public office, but I fear that someone may have taken advantage of this poor fellow by telling him a campaign was a good idea.

  7. ….I want a chance to vote for Basil.  The candidate the Republican party deserves!

    Perhaps he can be Sarah Palin’s running mate?

  10. it turns out is running for Tennessee state representative.  If you thought it was just the father… you’d be wrong.

    He seems like a nice enough guy.  Keeps talking about sending “principles” back to school, when he means “principals”.  (See page 2 of his site.)  And he’s also against traffic stops like his father.

  12. I heard he said he wanted to plant grass in all vacant lots across the state and then sell them for gas? Well, I guess he’s an environmentalist who plans to make money from being green.

    But seriously, I’m literally dying of laughter as I write this and listening to this man’s dribble. But at least he’s more articulate than Alvin Greene (that’s probably up for debate too).

  13. New poll:

    Toomey: 31%

    Sestak: 29%

    I’m Basil Marceaux Dot Com: 25%

    Dale Peterson: 15%

  15. WHAT IMPORTANT:

    …

    2.Equal Health care

    a. a free gift program

    b. take a look at and redo all mandtory insurance programs

    c. See why dental is not in most plans a tooth aches hurt more than a back aches and no teeths depresses people

    …

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