FL-15: Bill Posey Performs in Conservative Comedy Routine

From today’s (16 March 2009) Politics1 update:

P2012. Congressman Bill Posey (R-FL) introduced legislation requiring future Presidential candidates to produce a birth certificate in order to be eligible to run in future White House races.

Rest of the quote below the fold.

Do we have anyone to deal with this first-term crackpot standing in an R+5-ish central Florida district?  Posey won his first race with 53.1% against Stephen Blythe, who took 42%.

The rest of the paragraph from Politics1:

Conservative conspiracy theorists have accused President Obama of being foreign-born and constitutionally ineligible. Obama last year produced a certified copy of his birth certificate from the Hawaii Department of Health, but critics argued that it was a fake or possibly altered. Hawaii officials confirmed the original document is in state records. The US Supreme Court has already rejected several lawsuits challenging the President’s citizenship. “Congressman Posey should be focused on creating jobs and jump-starting the economy, but it seems he’s only obsessed with pandering to the right wing,” said Florida Democratic Chair Karen Thurman. “I think we are going to take the president at his word for it, just like we take every other candidate’s word for it,” replied Posey’s spokesman.

PS: Am I getting a hang of making good titles?

UT-Gov: Huntsman Primaries the Party Faithful

As mentioned on today’s issue of Politics1.com: http://www.politico.com/news/s…

Huntsman says, against conventional wisdom (at least for the Republican base), that their party can’t be a party of “no”, among other things.

Sorry, I couldn’t think of a funnier title for this diary.  If you can, please do suggest it.

Also, a question: Is Utah so Republican that there are Republicans who are more liberal than Democrats there (as I’ve heard there are Democrats in Massachusetts who are more conservative than Republicans)?

IL-Sen: Round Two, This Time Starring Roland Burris as Dracula!

Harry Reid: Leave, legislator, you don’t belong in this Chamber!

Roland Burris: It was not by MY ego that I was once again given government office!  I was appointed here by ROD BLAGOJEVICH, who wished to pay ME tribute!

Reid: Tribute?  He destroys politicians’ careers, and makes them his pawns!

Burris: Perhaps the same could be said of all scandal-plagued politicians.

Reid: Your words are as empty as your ethics!  The people of Illinois ill need a Senator such as you!

Burris: What is a Senate seat?!  A miserable little pile of campaign efforts!  But enough talk…have at you!

IL-Gov: Blago…as Dracula!

For all of you Castlevania fans out there. 😀  Though, even if you aren’t, this may still be funny.

Patrick Fitzgerald: Resign, governor! You don’t belong in this office!

Rod Blagoyevich: It was not by my hand that I am once again given office! I was elected here by constituents, who wished to pay me a salary!

PatFitz: Salary?! You embezzle people’s money, and make them your pawns!

Blago: Perhaps the same could be said of all politicians.

PatFitz: Your words are as empty as your ethics! The people of Illinois ill need a governor such as you!

Blago: What is a Senate seat? A f***in’ big deal of political clout!  But enough talk…have at you!

Taken and revised from my post here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pos… .  That post also includes the source quote, if you’re unfamiliar with it.

MN-Sen: Coleman’s lead dwindles to 5, so far?

Today’s Electoral-Vote.com write-up says that Coleman’s lead has dwindled to just FIVE votes (out of some 2.9 million cast), with another 379 Coleman challenges to go today.

I don’t know how many more Franken challenges, absentee ballots, or other miscellany there are to go, though.

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v… says that the Lizard People ballot was rejected as an overvote (causing the person who hilariously made this ballot to probably become pissed at the canvassing board), but the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Frankenstin (sic) ballots were accepted as Franken votes.

Also, according to Coleman’s lawyer, “Lizard People” may in fact be the name of a real person.  Hmm, are the dinosaurs coming back???

Finally, it seems that the Minnesota Star-Tribune is seeking the person who marked the now infamous Lizard People ballot.

UPDATE: http://news.google.com/news/ur… says that Franken is up some 262 votes now.  But of course, let’s not forget that there are several thousand challenged ballots and another 1600 rejected absentees yet to be factored in.  Don’t hold your breath, and don’t become complacent either.

What’d be your agenda if you were elected?

If you were elected, what would your agenda be?

ChadInFL has already laid out his here:

Introducing Senator ChadInFL (D-FL)

On today’s agenda:

1. Passage of Universal Single-Payer Healthcare

2. Resolution to Urge President Obama to begin implementation of a speedy withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from Iraq

3. Passage of the Global Warming Reduction Act of 2009

4. Passage of a Bill Officially Withdrawing the United States from the NAFTA and CAFTA Agreements

5. Passage of the Employee Free Choice Act

6. Passage of an Expansion of Stem-Cell Research using Government Funds

7. Passage of an expansion of Hate Crimes Legislation to include Gays, Bisexuals, and Transgender Persons

8. Passage of a Bill Allowing United States Military Persons to Serve Openly Gay if They So Choose

9. Passage of Free, Universal College Education for all

Meanwhile, the heads of millions of right-wingers simultaneously explode.

What would yours be?

Mine is below the fold.

My agenda (in no particular order)

1a. a resolution to urge the president toward a speedy but reasonable withdrawal of u.s. combat forces in iraq

1b. a resolution to forbid the u.s. from committing combat forces to any military combat until afghanistan is considered to be in stable condition

1c. a bill to strengthen the power of congress in the war powers act

2. a bill ensuring network neutrality

3. a bill to legalize creative “derivative work” based on others’ creative work (thereby expanding the law from just allowing parody) (just a back-burner idea in my head; i’d really have to research the copyright law scene to figure this one out)

4a. a bill to end new drilling for oil on u.s. soil by some reasonable year (i wanna say NOW, but that’s nowhere near reasonable unfortunately…so maybe 2010 or 2012?)

4b. a resolution to differentiate between “clean coal” as in free of pollutants but still producing carbon dioxide and “clean coal” as in coal burned with carbon-capture to prevent carbon dioxide release to the atmosphere

4c. a bill to end tax credits for carbon-emitting energy technologies and to give tax credits for carbon-capturing or carbonless energy technologies

4d. a bill to give tax credits for carbon-capture technologies (even if they’re not part of an energy-producing process-chain)

5a. a bill to bail out the auto industry with the condition that it must focus on the development of hybrid-fuel and non-carbon-emitting-fuel vehicles

5b. a bill to mandate that treasury money given to banks be used for the credit market and not to buy other banks

5c. possibly (since i’m not yet clear on the details of this): a bill to increase oversight (even if not necessarily regulation) of the hedge fund, credit default swap, and derivatives markets

6. a bill to repeal the george w. bush tax cuts

7. a bill to fund a federal study on infrastructure repair needs and then to help fund states to make these repairs  (what, the i-80 bridge collapse wasn’t enough of a wake-up already???)

8. a bill to repeal no child left behind and instead set up a more comprehensive and less testing-oriented federal education mandate program, including funding for early childhood education, substance abuse prevention, and college scholarships

9. a bill to institute pay-as-you-go (is this even possible at this point?  i mean, even my stuff is probably crazy expensive)

10. (personal) an annual or even twice-a-year listening tour of my state or district to know what concerns my constituents

11. (personal) investigate flood control and wetland preservation options in the New Orleans area (including consulting Jim Harlan about his flood control plan)

12. reinstate the provisions that make Rep. Henry Brown Jr.’s actions illegal (in light of the news about the California wildfires, I suddenly have renewed reason to dislike him)

My concern is for #10 and #4a conflicting, as well as worry of the development of a gasoline black market if it becomes banned.  I’d have to keep it flowing at a restricted rate to combat that, though we might be able to make up the rest with carbon capture technologies…

Okay, I think that’s good enough for starters.  What are your ideas?

CT-Gov: Malloy waiting for Blumenthal

Just a quick diary: I overheard on the news earlier tonight that Stamford, CT mayor Dan Malloy wants to run for governor, but is waiting for Attorney General Richard Blumenthal to announce a decision.

Disclaimer: I am not endorsing Malloy, Blumenthal, or anyone else.  I’m just writing this because I heard about it.

Also, don’t forget the Election 2008 Superlatives thread!

Election 2008 Superlatives!

So, who wins what prizes this year?  Feel free to suggest other prizes or candidates for any prize!

Nominees below the fold.

Most Interesting Name:

Barack Obama (D-Pres)

Theodore Terbolizard (R-CA-04)

Pro-Life (R-ID-Sen)

Charlie Brown (D-CA-04)

Carl Mumpower (R-NC-11)

Elwyn Tinklenberg (D-MN-06)

(and Bill Sally?)

Most undeserving win:

Michelle Bachmann (R-MN-06)

Don Young (R-AK-AL)

Aaron Schock (R-IL-18)

Dollar Bill (D-LA-02)

Mean Jean (R-OH-02)

Most undeserving loss:

Nick Lampson (D-TX-22)

Nancy Boyda (D-KS-02)

Don Cazayoux (D-LA-06)

Most deserving loss:

Andy Harris (R-MD-01)

Tim Mahoney ( D WTF-FL-16)

Robin Hayes (R-NC-08)

Randy Kuhl (R-NY-29)

Virgil Goode (R-VA-05)

Tom Feeney (R-FL-24)

Marilyn Musgrave (R-CO-04)

Best campaign:

Walt Minnick (D-ID-01)

Barack Obama & Joe Biden (D-Pres & VP)

Tom Perriello (D-VA-05)

Harry Teague (D-NM-02)

Alan Grayson (D-FL-08)

Jeff Merkley (D-OR-Sen)

Kay Hagan (D-NC-Sen)

Travis Childers (D-MS-01)

Worst campaign:

Bill Sali (R-ID-01)

Paul Kanjorski (D-PA-11) (but he won, so maybe he shouldn’t be here)

Mike Arcuri (D-NY-24) (well, he won anyway, but with a very underwhelming win)

Mary Jo Kilroy (D-OH-15)

David Boswell (D-KY-02)

Linda Stender (D-NJ-07)

Kay Barnes (D-MO-06)

John McCain (R-Pres)

Rudy Giuliani (R-Pres)

Fred Thompson (R-Pres)

Bob Straniere (R-NY-13)

Carl Mumpower (R-NC-11) (YOU CAN’T STOP THE MUMPOWER)

“What happened to the” Liddy Dole “I knew?” (R-NC-Sen)

Stupidest event on the D side:

Michael “Bad” Jackson

Mahoney’s getting sucked into the FL-16 sex scandal swamp (or his sheer existence, after retroactively failing the ChadInFL Jim Webb Smell Test)

John Edwards’s also getting sucked into a sex scandal swamp

John Murtha’s rednecks comment

Mark Penn ignores caucuses

Boyda rejects the D-trip

Hillary attacks liberal elitism

Jon Powers vs. Jack Davis

Stupidest event on the R side:

McCain’s choice of running mate

the Club for Shrinkage primarying Wayne Gilchrest

NY-13 (enough said)

McCain’s suspended campaign (yea, right)

Dole’s “Godless” ad

Jim Gilmore’s convention

Bill Sali (he’s his own event)

Joe the Plumber debacle

Giuliani skips the early primaries

Wilson vs. Pearce (NM-Sen)

Cheney endorses McCain

Big Bad John Cornyn (granted, though, he didn’t lose)

Best-looking men:

Martin Heinrich (D-NM-01)

Mark Warner (D-VA-Sen)

Aaron Schock (R-IL-18)

Scott Kleeb (D-NE-Sen)

Patrick Murphy (D-PA-08)

Jon Powers (D-??)

Best-looking women:

Gabby Giffords (D-AZ-08)

Sarah Palin (R-VP)

Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY-20)

Debbie Cook (D-CA-46)

Stephanie Herseth-Sandlin (D-SD-AL)

Closest federal race: well, this still has yet to be decided.  But it looks like MN-Sen, OH-15, or CA-04 might win that prize, with VA-05 having an outside chance.  (“Landslide Joe” Courtney won by a real landslide this time.)