What you are about to witness is equal parts political prognostication and mental health breakdown. I am officially predicting that the Democrats will keep the House with a small but sustainable majority. Republicans pick up 37 seats and Democrats pick up 5, leaving a net of 32. Pick your own justification: the polls are wrong, the pundits are wrong, the scientific modelers are wrong. You name it. It’s all true in my world. The real truth is that I cannot emotionally handle the Republicans winning a majority or even being within striking distance with the help of a few party switchers. So fuck it. The Democrats keep this mo fo. Below is the most plausible scenario I could muster for my fantasy to become reality. Pickups in bold:
AL-02 – Bright (D) 51, Roby (R) 49 – DCCC polling and investment very stable here.
AR-01 – Causey (D) 49, Crawford (R) 48 – DCCC has invested heavily. Lots of persuadable Dems here.
AR-02 – Griffin (R) 56, Elliott (D) 42 – Little Rock base keeps Elliott over 40%.
AZ-01 – Gosar (R) 50, Kirkpatrick (D) 46 – Have never seen tangible evidence that Kirkpatrick can win.
AZ-05 – Mitchell (D) 49, Schweikert (R) 48 – DCCC internal showed 7-point lead.
AZ-07 – Grijalva (D) 52, McClung (R) 45 – DCCC does not appear overly concerned here.
AZ-08 – Giffords (D) 52, Kelly (R) 45 – Or here.
CA-03 – Lungren (R) 51, Bera (D) 42 – Too tough a district for this cycle.
CA-11 – McNerney (D) 52, Harmer (R) 48 – Improved upticket performance may help.
CA-20 – Costa (D) 52, Vidak (R) 47 – Tough race for Costa in the Central Valley.
CA-47 – Sanchez (D) 51, Tran (R) 43 – Demographics here very tough for Tran.
CO-03 – Salazar (D) 48, Tipton (R) 48 – Salazar holds on by the narrowest of margins.
CO-04 – Gardner (R) 50, Markey (D) 45 – Markey hanging tough despite DCCC abandonment.
CO-07 – Perlmutter (D) 51, Frazier (R) 46 – DCCC taking this challenge very seriously.
CT-04 – Himes (D) 53, Debicella (R) 47 – Obama rally should help boost Himes.
CT-05 – Murphy (D) 53, Caliguiri (R) 46 – Late DCCC spending may boost Murphy.
DE-AL – Carney (D) 54, Urquhart (R) 43 – Smooth sailing for Carney.
FL-02 – Southerland (R) 51, Boyd (D) 46 – Lots of registered Dems here to come back to Boyd.
FL-08 – Webster (R) 51, Grayson (D) 44 – Hopefully Webster will be defeated in 2012.
FL-12 – Ross (R) 44, Edwards (D) 37, Wilkinson (TP) 18 – Ross gets by on big financial advantage.
FL-22 – Klein (D) 51, West (R) 49 – West seems too crazy for the district, but could very well win.
FL-24 – Adams (R) 54, Kosmas (D) 46 – Adams another one who could be ripe for the picking in 2012.
FL-25 – Garcia (D) 48, Rivera (R) 48 – Republicans really picked a live one here.
GA-02 – Bishop (D) 53, Keown (R) 47 – Demographics of this district very tough for Keown.
GA-08 – Scott (R) 53, Marshall (D) 47 – Why didn’t either party committee really get into this one?
HI-01 – Hanabusa (D) 50, Djou (R) 49 – Djou will pull a lot of Case supporters, but not quite enough.
IA-01 – Braley (D) 53, Lange (R) 45 – Braley prevails in spite of huge outside spending.
IA-02 – Loebsack (D) 51, Miller-Meeks (R) 46 – Early voting may save Loebsack.
IA-03 – Boswell (D) 52, Zaun (R) 46 – Boswell did a great job of defining Zaun here.
ID-01 – Minnick (D) 52, Labrador (R) 44 – NRCC has ignored this one for a reason.
IL-10 – Seals (D) 53, Dold (R) 47 – If Cooks says Lean D this cycle, it’s Lean D.
IL-11 – Kinzinger (R) 54, Halvorson (D) 46 – Halvorson simply drew a very, very tough candidate.
IL-14 – Foster (D) 49, Hultgren (R) 47 – Huge DCCC spending may bail out Foster.
IL-17 – Schilling (R) 50, Hare (D) 48 – My gut tells me that huge DCCC spending cut was not a good sign.
IN-02 – Donnelly (D) 51, Walorski (R) 46 – Donnelly has run a very strong campaign.
IN-08 – Bucshon (R) 55, Van Haaften (D) 43 – Not the year for Dems to win an R+8 open seat.
IN-09 – Young (R) 49, Hill (D) 49 – Sinking feeling that Young is emerging here.
KS-03 – Yoder (R) 55, Moore (D) 43 – Still have NEVER seen a poll, but does not seem competitive.
KY-03 – Yarmuth (D) 52, Lally (R) 44 – Neither party committee has taken an interest.
KY-06 – Chandler (D) 53, Barr (R) 47 – DCCC does not seem overly concerned here.
LA-02 – Richmond (D) 58, Cao (R) 41 – Demographics impossible for Cao.
LA-03 – Landry (R) 61, Sangisetty (D) 38 – This part of Louisiana going red fast.
MA-10 – Keating (D) 46, Perry (R) 43 – Crazy how Perry hangs around here with his baggage.
MD-01 – Harris (R) 51, Kratovil (D) 47 – Amazing campaign for Kratovil, but out with the tide.
MI-01 – Benishek (R) 47, McDowell (D) 46 – Sleeper race narrowly goes to the GOP.
MI-07 – Schauer (D) 50, Walberg (R) 46 – Schauer somehow seems to be out-performing 2008.
MI-09 – Peters (D) 51, Raczkowski (R) 46 – Late DCCC spending may boost Peters.
MN-01 – Walz (D) 50, Demmer (R) 44 – DCCC does not seem overly concerned here.
MN-08 – Oberstar (D) 54, Cravaack (R) 45 – Oberstar survives tough challenge.
MO-03 – Carnahan (D) 53, Martin (R) 43 – Well-funded but crazy challenger for Carnahan.
MO-04 – Skelton (D) 51, Hartzler (R) 47 – Skelton survives the political fight of his life.
MS-01 – Nunnellee (R) 50, Childers (D) 47 – Like Kratovil, out with the tide in spite of great campaign.
MS-04 – Taylor (D) 50, Palazzo (R) 48 – Hard to believe a guy who won by 50 last time is in this position.
NC-02 – Etheridge (D) 52, Ellmers (R) 45 – Neither party committee has taken an interest.
NC-07 – McIntyre (D) 53, Pantano (R) 46 – DCCC does not seem overly concerned.
NC-08 – Kissell (D) 51, Johnson (R) 47 – Nothing from the NRCC in this district.
NC-11 – Shuler (D) 53, Miller (R) 47 – DCCC does not seem overly concerned.
ND-AL – Berg (R) 51, Pomeroy (D) 49 – Pomeroy ran a great campaign, but too red a district.
NH-01 – Guinta (R) 52, Shea-Porter (D) 46 – No more rabbits to pull out of the hat for Shea-Porter.
NH-02 – Kuster (D) 49, Bass (R) 48 – Strong campaign from Kuster has won her big-time DCCC support.
NJ-03 – Adler (D) 49, Runyan (R) 48 – Difficult to imagine this district electing a dummy like Runyan.
NM-01 – Heinrich (D) 51, Barela (R) 48 – Heinrich turns back strong challenge in Dem district.
NM-02 – Pearce (R) 53, Teague (D) 47 – Teague fought a good fight, but looks to be out of it.
NV-03 – Heck (R) 49, Titus (D) 46 – NBC just moved this one to Lean R.
NY-01 – Bishop (D) 53, Altschuler (R) 46 – No spending from the DCCC here.
NY-13 – McMahon (D) 53, Grimm (R) 43 – No sign of life from Grimm.
NY-19 – Hall (D) 50, Hayworth (R) 49 – Strong top of ticket and late DCCC spending save Hall.
NY-20 – Murphy (D) 50, Gibson (R) 50 – Murphy pulls out extremely tough race.
NY-23 – Owens (D) 47, Doheny (R) 45 – Doug Hoffman saves the Dems again.
NY-24 – Arcuri (D) 52, Hanna (R) 48 – Arcuri somehow matches 2008 performance.
NY-25 – Maffei (D) 55, Buerkle (R) 45 – No recent signs of life from Buerkle.
NY-29 – Reed (R) 59, Zeller (D) 41 – No real contest from Dems here.
OH-01 – Chabot (R) 52, Driehaus (D) 44 – Chabot has been well ahead all along.
OH-06 – Wilson (D) 49, Johnson (R) 46 – Strickland running stronger may help.
OH-15 – Stivers (R) 51, Kilroy (D) 44 – DCCC never invested anything significant here.
OH-16 – Renacci (R) 50, Boccieri (D) 46 – Environment carries the day in free-spending race.
OH-18 – Gibbs (R) 49, Space (D) 48 – One of the biggest spending races in the country.
OR-05 – Schrader (D) 50, Bruun (R) 47 – Somewhere between Elway and Survey USA.
PA-03 – Kelly (R) 53, Dahlkemper (D) 46 – DCCC gave up on this weeks ago.
PA-04 – Altmire (D) 54, Rothfus (R) 45 – Altmire cruises in tough district.
PA-07 – Meehan (R) 50, Lentz (D) 50 – Huge DCCC spending makes it close, but Meehan holds on.
PA-08 – Fitzpatrick (R) 51, Murphy (D) 49 – Fitzpatrick one of the stronger Republican candidates.
PA-10 – Carney (D) 50, Marino (R) 49 – Amazing that a scoundrel like Marino is even in it.
PA-11 – Kanjorski (D) 50, Barletta (R) 50 – Survivor Kanjorski holds on once again.
PA-12 – Critz (D) 51, Burns (R) 49 – Burns may fare better with general electorate, but Critz holds on.
PA-15 – Dent (R) 54, Callahan (D) 44 – Callahan could take this seat in a better year.
RI-01 – Cicilline (D) 53, Loughlin (R) 44 – It’s friggin’ Rhode Island.
SC-05 – Mulvaney (R) 52, Spratt (D) 48 – Pundits don’t seem bullish on Spratt at all.
SD-AL – Herseth-Sandlin (D) 49, Noem (R) 49 – Noem baggage just enough for SHS to squeak by.
TN-04 – DeJarlais (R) 49, Davis (D) 48 – Trajectory looks awful for Davis.
TN-06 – Black (R) 63, Carter (D) 35 – Carter will not have to worry about Pelosi vote.
TN-08 – Fincher (R) 54, Herron (D) 45 – Wonder if Tanner would have won this.
TX-17 – Flores (R) 51, Edwards (D) 46 – Late gaffes from Flores make it semi-competitive.
TX-23 – Rodriguez (D) 50, Canseco (R) 47 – Buzz seems to be that Rodriguez has the edge.
TX-27 – Ortiz (D) 53, Farenthold (R) 43 – Farenthold lacks gravitas somewhat in those ducky pajamas.
VA-02 – Rigell (R) 50, Nye (D) 45 – Environment carries the day.
VA-05 – Hurt (R) 49, Periello (D) 46 – Will be sad to see Periello go if that is what happens.
VA-09 – Boucher (D) 52, Griffin (R) 45 – Still no spending from the DCCC here.
VA-11 – Connolly (D) 51, Fimian (R) 47 – Huge spending in DC by the DCCC saves the day.
WA-02 – Larsen (D) 52, Koster (R) 47 – Larsen seems to have taken control somewhat.
WA-03 – Heck (D) 50, Herrera (R) 50 – Lazy Herrera deserves to lose as much as anyone.
WA-08 – Reichert (R) 54, DelBene (D) 45 – Slightly larger than typical win for Reichert.
WI-03 – Kind (D) 52, Kapanke (R) 46 – Party committees just starting to spend here.
WI-07 – Duffy (R) 50, Lassa (D) 47 – Duffy has been ahead all along here.
WI-08 – Ribble (R) 53, Kagen (D) 47 – Ribble has been ahead in every poll I have seen.
WV-01 – Oliviero (D) 51, McKinley (R) 49 – Manchin turnaround helps Oliviero.